YOU WERE A GULLIBLE DUMBASS FOR [X] QUESTIONS, WASTING [X] OF YOUR LIFE
YOU WASTED AN AVERAGE OF [X] SECONDS PER QUESTION, WOW
THE LONGEST AMOUNT OF TIME YOU WASTED ON A QUESTION WAS [X]
This is not meant to be a personal attack on you, just a bit of fun :) Please share with others, to see how much of a gullible dumbass they are! Oh! If you share the site, act like it actually gave you a result, we don't want people finding out early, do we?